Friday, 22 June 2007

Before I got the chance to send a standard posting, I had to send you this! It had me laughing and remembering y am Ugandan!


IDEALS AND INSIGHTS ON RULING STYLES: Find yours!!!

SOCIALISM :You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows ; The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the otherand throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, andthe economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milkof four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cowdropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size ofan ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create aclever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don ' t know where they are.You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You countthem again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn youhave 2 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others forstoring them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest thenewsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows. Both are mad.

A UGANDAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You eat both and hope either the donors orforeign investors will give you more.

Thursday, 14 June 2007

I raav NewYorko!

Harro Mr Petrelli...
Sori I could not get online before I could paint for Nakamura's next edition comic....
But then I saw you message and it was requiring urgent attention citing the latest crisis beneath CTU. Yesterday, it was discovered that some brothers could be up to some hanky panky that could be equated to Yayaring the brotherhood! We have this recorded so we have the evidence...
Some eye witnesses can attest...
Otherwise, when is the Bar hopping Season 2 Series for?
Other guys were planning to go to za beach!
Nway, I will keep painting so that you know what is going on in the future ....
Remember, save za cheereader, save za world .........

Doesnt get any better

Petrelli here and am happy wth the blog pliz more pics am sure there are other terrorist hideouts tht those ctu agents caught up wth we need to knw. About yayaring the brotherhood u knw anyone?