Before I got the chance to send a standard posting, I had to send you this! It had me laughing and remembering y am Ugandan!


IDEALS AND INSIGHTS ON RULING STYLES: Find yours!!!

SOCIALISM :You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows ; The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the otherand throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, andthe economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milkof four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cowdropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size ofan ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create aclever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don ' t know where they are.You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You countthem again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn youhave 2 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others forstoring them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest thenewsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows. Both are mad.

A UGANDAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You eat both and hope either the donors orforeign investors will give you more.